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Upload your profile
Paste your dating bio and prompts, then add screenshots or profile photos for a complete read.
AI dating-profile roast
Your dating profile has ten seconds to explain itself.
Upload your profile and get a brutally honest, genuinely funny critique in seconds—plus sharper prompts and fixes you can actually use.
One free preview. No card required. You choose the roast level.
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The ProfileBurn promise
Funny, never hateful
We roast choices, clichés, and mixed signals—not who you are.
Specific fixes included
Every burn points toward a stronger photo, prompt, or line.
Private by default
Your upload is not posted publicly or turned into content.
Ten seconds to clarity
Less vague advice. More “oh, that’s the problem.”
ProfileBurn reads the whole impression instead of grading isolated sentences. The result is part comedy set, part ruthless editor.
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Choose the heat
Pick constructive, spicy, or scorched-earth mode. The jokes change; the useful feedback stays.
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Get your burn report
In about 10 seconds, see what lands, what repels, and specific rewrites you can use immediately.
Pricing without games
Pay for the honesty you need.
Try the temperature check free, or unlock the full critique. No subscription required for a one-off profile rescue.
Quick Burn
$0
A fast first impression before you commit.
- One profile preview
- Top three red flags
- One suggested rewrite
Full Roast
$9
one-time
The complete teardown, with enough practical direction to rebuild your profile the same day.
- Full bio and prompt critique
- Photo-order feedback
- Three rewritten prompts
- Tone and cliché scan
- All roast levels
- Downloadable burn report
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your matches already have opinions
Hear the useful version first.
Upload the profile you are using now. Ten seconds later, you will know what to keep, what to cut, and what has been quietly sabotaging the vibe.
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